2 Broke Girls
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.