i got time for u (◡‿◡✿): [1/10] female characters → natasha romanoff

2brokegirls-witchywoman2:

2 Broke Girls

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.